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Women’s Magazines... |
Men’s Magazines... |
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Have a gorgeous, semi-naked woman on the cover. |
Have a gorgeous, semi-naked woman on the cover. |
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Are littered with gorgeous women in various states of undress. |
Are littered with gorgeous women in various states of undress. |
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Tell you that men are always up to no good, but you can’t live without them. |
Tell you that men are always up to no good, but women can’t live without them. |
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Tell you that you are ugly, and that it is seriously affecting your life. |
Tell you that you are probably ugly, but whatever, there is still a serious amount of beer to be drunk. |
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Tell you how to improve your love life by changing your man. |
Tell you how to improve your love life by changing your woman every week. |
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Have tips on how to examine breasts. |
No such tips needed. |
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Have discreet tips on cleaning and caring for that intimate area. |
Have whole pages on "Disgusting places I have stuck my dong!" |
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Tell you that all your dreams and aspirations can never be met until you completely change your look and your life. |
Tell you that all your dreams and aspirations can never be met, but in the mean time here’s some Brazilian bird with really great tits. |