TV Spin-offs that never made it.

1. Lady MacGuyver - Rides naked into town, and sorts out the bad-guys using her ingenuity and the kind of components they use on Blue Peter. 
2. Charlie’s Angles - 5th Century AD: Mysterious, unseen chieftain, Charlie, sends the gorgeous, warrior women of his village on missions to keep their village safe from the evil Saxons. 
3. The Dukes of Hasid - devout, Jewish country-boys, Bohim and Israel Duke, race around avoiding the anti-Semitic Boss Al Hogg. 
4. The Mex-Files - Mexican Secret Policeman, Fox Mouldero, investigates paranormal events with his sceptical partner, Dañia Sculleritta. 
5. Hydrogen 2-O - Steve McGarrett is the tough Oxygen Atom in charge of a Water Molecule. Famous for the line, “Splash him, Dano.” 
6. Chairs - What the furniture gets up to after closing time in a busy, Boston bar. 
7. Der Brady Bund - The German, male-dominated Brady family empire is merged with another, female-dominated family to form a single world-dominating family. 
8. The Littlest Dodo - One of the last of a dying-out race of flightless birds, wonders around the island of Mauritius assisting folk in need of his help. 
9. Junior Doctor Who - The tired, overworked Junior Timelord crosses space and time covering for The Doctor who now spends most of his with his high-paying private patients. 
10. The Class-A Team - Hannibal “Cannabis” Smith, Templeton “Off His Face, Man” Peck, BA “Bad Acid” Barraccus, and “Howling MDA” Murdoch sell drugs from the back of their transit van. Paranoid hallucinations tell them that the army is after them for a crime they cannot remember.