Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is a word of warning.

There is now a new breed of Super-stealth computer viruses. These are the most dangerous viruses yet discovered. They are dangerous because they are COMPLETELY undetectable. When they infect a program, they DO NOT change it at in any way - the code is left completely intact, the data uncorrupted. They also do not affect the boot sector, nor do they copy themselves into memory. They do not delete other files, or reset your computer. They do not, in short, behave like any other computer virus seen before.

It is because of this that there is no way of detecting their existance. In fact we only know they exist because of theoretical extrapolation.

I bring you this warning because even now your computer could be infected. Even now a Super-stealth computer virus is lurking on your system. Undetected, undetectable, and ready at any moment to do nothing.

Scared? You could be.