Day

Date

National Days

National Weeks

Saturday

1

Yad Sdrawkcab Lanoitan

Sunday

2

National Nearly All Forwards Yad

Monday

3

National Flatulence Day

National

Tuesday

4

National Guilty Look Day

Dispersal

Wednesday

5

National Apology Day

Thursday

6

National Dog Blaming Day

Of

Friday

7

National Window Opening Day

Words

Saturday

8

National Wage Crisis Day

Sunday

9

National Sell The Fridge Day

Week.

Monday

10

National Sloane Ranger Day

National Wealthy Women Week

Tuesday

11

National Chic Chick Day

(Twinned with Jour Nationale

Wednesday

12

National Rich Bitch Day

des Femmes Riche)

Thursday

13

National Moneyed Missie Day

Friday

14

National Lucre’d Lass Day

Saturday

15

National Posh Bird Day

Sunday

16

National Trust Fund Tottie Day

Monday

17

National Stonto Day

Name-Related Disease Week

Tuesday

18

National Hamlet Spelling Day

Wednesday

19

National Range-Finder General Day

Thursday

20

National Nash-Onnall Day

Friday

21

Nationalski Downhillski Dayski

Saturday

22

National Double-Barrelled Day-Lewis

Sunday

23

National Kill Kill Kill Pat Sharp Day

Monday

24

Shoe-Throwing Frenzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

National Bowl Of Gruel Week

Tuesday

25

National Tori Spelling Day

Wednesday

26

Eve of National Censorship Day

Thursday

27

Friday

28

National Official Denial Day

Saturday

29

National Mandatory Belch Day

Sunday

30

Eve of National Amnesia Day

Monday

31

Erm… oh Bollocks… What Was It?

National… or is it… no… Damn!