Day

Date

National Days

National Weeks

Sunday

1

Virgin Cola Sunday Extravaganza

Royal Life Sponsorship Week

Monday

2

National Jealousy Day

National Bad Relationship Week

Tuesday

3

National Mistrust Day

Wednesday

4

International Mind-Games Day*

Thursday

5

National Sleep With Their Sibling Day

Friday

6

National Finding Out Day

Saturday

7

National Dumping Day

Sunday

8

National Get Back Together Yet Again Day

Monday

9

Pharaoh's A Jolly Good Fellow

National Egyptian Song Week

Tuesday

10

I've Been A Sinai All My Life

Wednesday

11

Bicycle Made For Tutenkhamun

Thursday

12

Caliph's Hornier Girls

Friday

13

Suez She Really Going Out With Him?

Saturday

14

I Would Walk Ten Thousand Niles

Sunday

15

Pyramiddle of a Chain Reaction

Monday

16

I Have Wandered Eggs In Hand

National Surrealist Poetry Week

Tuesday

17

Across The Foetus Of Umbrageous Home

Wednesday

18

For In the Scent Of Divine En Plage

Thursday

19

I Hear The Coat With Languid Suffice

Friday

20

And On Expense Untutored Infusion

Saturday

21

Unbilt OnBult Exbunt Enfunt

Sunday

22

I Have A Big Pink Tree

Monday

23

Papyrus, Don't Preach

National Egyptian Song Week II

Tuesday

24

This Gun's For Hieroglyphic

Wednesday

25

Ka Ra Bee Ankh Queen (no more love on the run)

Thursday

26

Mummy, He's Making Ayatollahs At Me

Friday

27

Rock Me Scarabaeus

Saturday

28

Nefertiti Give You Up

Sunday

29

I Sphinx We're A Tomb Now

Monday

30

National Harrison Ford Lip Day

National Celebrity Body Part Week