Unused National Days, 1998

National Celebrity Body Parts Week

National Tom Conti Knee Day
National Tim Rice Ankle Day
National Roger Moore Patella Day
National Randy Newman Left Ear Day
National Sid James Small of the Back Day
National Madonna's Stupid Arse Gets Everywhere Day

National Harsh Religious Reality Week

National Christian Disappointment Day
National Muslem Faith Loss Day
Jewish National Dispair Day
Hindu Fast of Whattiftha Monotheists Arrite
National Nothing To Seek for Shikhs Day
Buddhist National Contemplate Someone Else Day
National Zen Is Zen Day, Or Is It?

National Naked Celebrity Week

National Natalie Imbruglia Starkers Day
National Girl From the Colgate Advert Au Natuarelle Day
National Brad Pitt With His Kit Off Day
National Cameron Diaz Sans Vestements Day
National Richard E Grant Big Nude Day
National Alicia Silverstone As Nature Intended Weekend
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