Ten plots rejected for the forthcoming Spice Girls movie:

Someone is killing the Spice Girls one-by-one. Washed-up private detective, David Soul, investigates and is lead into a trail of corruption and intrigue, culminating with a bloody shoot-out with Peter Andre, Vanessa Williams and Cindi Lauper.
The Spice Girls are revealed to be the latest invocation of the Antichrist, Cliff Richard is despatched to destroy them before they take over the Earth.
The Spice Girls are a deadly team of Ninja-fighting girls who are hired to bump off top officials. One day they get their toughest assignment yet... to take on the chief Ninja-fighting goddess herself, Chaka Kahn.
The Spice Girls are kidnapped by alien beings who torture and experiment on them. When they return to Earth, nobody believes them and their career goes into a decline.
Having destroyed the Earth, and surrounding planets, the Spice Girls track down the last relics of humanity scattered about the galaxy. Only one man can stop them... retired space-salvage expert, Russ Abbott.
The Spice Girls wake up naked after a celebrity party. Looking round, they find the bodies of the members of Boyzone. The girls must take their places before the world realises what they have done.
Set in 2007, it has been ten years since the Spice Girls were last together. Scary is an alcoholic performing in porn films, Ginger is an over-weight mother of three with a bullying husband, Sporty is a prostitute, Baby is a bag woman and Posh is in a mental institution. A shrewd promoter, tracks them down and gets them to perform one last gig.
Posh Spice gets addicted to increasingly harder and harder drugs, and soon drags the whole gang down with her, until they live, penniless, in a squat in Newcastle, all addicted to heroin. We leave them determined to turn their lives around at the funeral of Posh.
Ginger walks in on Baby Spice giving oral pleasure to Sporty. After a few seconds of reservations, she joins in, by doing the same to Baby. Scary arrives and dives straight in. Very soon, the four of them are fully naked and playing all manner of increasingly bizarre sex games. Meanwhile Posh Spice is stuck on a bus in Tooting.
The Spice Girls play five shop girls who dream of stardom, despite their lack of talent. A top record producer takes them under his wing and makes them stars.