Ten Spice Girls remakes they will probably make very soon:

  1. Spicicus - The five fabulous Spice Girls are sold into slavery by wicked Romans.
  2. Five Angry Girls - The Spice Girls get Jury duty on a particularly tough case.
  3. Four Girls and a Baby - Frightening, Athletic, Ruby and Classy awake one day to find Baby Spice on their door step.
  4. Dune - The Spice Girls are the most valuable thing in the universe. Huge worms and Kyle MacLachlan fight for control of them.
  5. Spinal Spice - The Spice Girls play Scare, Sport, Posher, Babe and Ginger, five rock chicks who form a heavy metal band and take America by storm.
  6. 2001: A Spice Odyssey - The five Spice Girls are sent to Jupiter to investigate a mysterious plague of black boxes. But the ships computer, Kylie, has other ideas.
  7. Passport to Spice - The Five Spice Girls declare their five-bedroomed flat to be a republic and allow nobody in or out without a visa.
  8. Spice Soup - The Five Spice Sisters - Sporto, Scaro, Gingo, Babo and Posho - perform pranks, gags and musical numbers and still find time to take the fictitious country of Spiconia to war.
  9. The Wizard of Spice - Baby Spice has a dream and ends up in the land of Spice. There she makes some friends: The Scary Crow, The High-Kicking Lion, The Polished Tin Woman. They all go off to see the Wizard to see if he can give them what they want, what they really, really want: a way home, a heart, breasts, a personality. On they way they avoid the wicked red-headed witch of the North, like.
  10. Plan 9 from Outer Spice - Aliens in cardboard Spiceships take over the bodies of the Spice Girls in order to take over the world. Famous because all five Spice Girls died shortly after filming commenced, and their places had to be taken by Bananarama. You will notice that in most scenes there are only three Spice Girls, and their faces are always covered up. Probably their best film.

(c) September 1997, Peter More.