Ten more Spice Girls remakes:

1. Soylent Spice - The Spice Girls are chopped up and made into food.
2. Spice: 1999 - At a gig on the moon, Scary Spice turns the amps up to 11, and blows the moon away from the Earth. Baby Spice finds that by thinking about different animals, she can turn into them.
3. Spice Girls: The Wall - megalomania takes over the Spice Girls on their world tour. Analogies are drawn to the increasing power of the state. But it all ends with a nice, rousing musical number, "If You're Spicey and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)".
4. Spicies - Having created the hybrid Spice Girls in his laboratory, Professor Paul Gasgoine loses them. he must find them all before they mate.
5. La Cage Au Spice - The five Spice Girls are all lesbians who run a night club. But their parents, who don't know they are lesbians, decide to visit the day they hold the annual 'Dykes on Bikes, Wear what you Like, Super-Hike' festival. Farce.
6. Faster Spice Girls, Kill Kill! - They drive cars, they kill, and boy, can they dance. The world's most authentic rock'n'roll documentary.
7. Beneath the Valley of the Spice Girls - The Spice Girls shag and satirise their way through middle America, in this X-rated romp.
8. Sporty Spice, Superstar - forgotten solo film project by fading starlet.
9. The Great Spice Girls Swindle - The manager of the Spice Girls takes us through a history of the group, from their manufacture to their split-up.
10. Whatever Happened to Baby Spice? - The ageing Spice Girls all live together in a huge house. Searing indictment on fame and its corruption of ideals and values such as Girl Power(tm).

September 1997, Peter More.